A conversation with Z (aged 5)

Z: What else is in the tacos except meat?

Me: Well, there's some crushed tomatoes and kidney beans

Z: EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!! Tomatoes!!! I'm not eating that!!!!

Me: Well.... it's more like tomato sauce.

Z: *looks hopeful* Tomato sauce?

Me: Yes, it's like tomato sauce, but with little pieces of tomato in it

Z: Phew, I thought you meant tomato like the food, not tomato sauce.

Me: !!!!!!!